Mar 12, 2011

An unrealistic but incredibly DOPE WEEEEEKKK!!!

Once upon a time there was this girl that talked to this guy on Skype for 3 months, then finally he came home from school and he went to her house and picked her up and took her to Canada for three days.
They almost got stopped at the border because they thought he was a Ukranian spy. Might be true.
She had hair in her mouth.
He was about to fall asleep, so she forcibly made him eat peanut butter while he drove. He liked.
The final destination was a little place called Whistler-Blackcomb BC.
The girl had a life-long dream of skiing there.
She awoke to bluebird skies and ate a few very teenie oranges.
He didn't awake for a long time.
At about 7:30 they took a stroll through Whistler Village.
(She woke up reeaaallly early, because she is a granny.)
They ordered Granola for breakfast, but instead they received a small alien spacecraft complete with a weed sticking out the top.
Ooohhh Caaanada....
They were mighty bored waiting in line, so they decided to show off their morning faces to the lovely people in line.
She knew he was a stalker, but how he made it into her day pass picture, she will never quite understand.
They skied with much uplum all day.
(The narrator may or may not have just said uplum)

Welcoooome to the Himalayas

Taking a real picture was a chore.
They rode the Peak 2 Peak gondola, which happens to be one of the craziest freaking things of all time, if you'll please pardone mua frencheau. Between the 213-foot tall towers, it travels 1.8 miles - unsupported - 1427 feet off the ground. Woof.
After a glorious day of skiing, it was time to return to the United States once again.
(Check out the square bush).
It was a hard trip back to reality.

However, they still managed to party it up in Seattle for a couple more days.
They attended the broadway production of Back To Normal at the 5th Avenue Theater, and were so taken by the ornate ceiling it was difficult to concentrate on the play.
(But you have to give them props for taking a picture of them aaanndd the ceiling)

They next day was spent running random errands that he had to complete before returning to school.
One of the errands was for her though. It was called "Whoever finds Cami's phone in the Target parking lot a day after it fell off the roof of her car gets a kiss"
No one got kissed.
He had a difficult time looking for the phone because he was too busy laughing at her with her sweater pulled over her head. It was raining quite hard, and she had to do everything in her power to keep the moisture from gracing her disgusting hair.
Then he went back to Virginia.
The end.


Kate said...

Oh fer cute!!! Wonderful story Cami. I couldn't quite tell if the ending was happy or not though...

And i'm sorry you lost your cell phone and didnt get kissed...that time. ;-)

And what is uplum?? Is it anything like aplomb?? ;-)

Kidding, love you kiddo. Glad you had fun!

Camille said...

Kate -- Bittersweet ending! Aplomb is too... satisfactory and boring. Uplum is basically wicked awesome.

Caleb said...
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Caleb said...

The definition of 'Dope:'

dope (dp)
1. Informal
a. A narcotic, especially an addictive narcotic.
b. Narcotics considered as a group.
c. An illicit drug, especially marijuana.
2. Informal A stupid person; a dolt.
3. Informal Factual information, especially of a private nature.
4. Chemistry An absorbent or adsorbent material used in certain manufacturing processes, such as the nitroglycerin used in making dynamite.
5. A type of lacquer formerly used to protect, waterproof, and tauten the cloth surfaces of airplane wings.

Now let us further analyze your incredibly Dope weekend.
I can see your weekend being very as you put unrealistic if you are referring to Dope as definition 1 a. b. or c. That could make a very unrealistic weekend.
Dope in #2...well calling the boy you love dope is not very nice camille and shame on you.
Unless you are referring to definition #3. Thank you for not delving into your weekend alone anymore than you did. Thats is a little to Dope.
#4 and 5 just don't make no sense. Whatever your reasons for the Dope weekend, glad it was enjoyable.

Jayne said...

What exactly does 'undrealistic' mean?

Kate said...

You just aren't catching a break here Cami ;-)

Caleb said...

Jayne, She was still on dope when she typed this.

Katie, If you where dope you would understand.

Camille said...

That goes for you too, jayne

Garret said...

This week made the rest of my life so much worse.

P.S. This post is adorable.

Camille said...

Excuuuuuse me?! How did it make the rest of your life miserable?! Or did it just make the rest of your life SEEM miserable, is it did to mine?